Thursday, 26 April 2012


united aren't actually from manchester
not a lotta people know that

this monday is when City win the title
they'll beat united & win it on goal difference
both sides will win their remaining games
but by then the damage, as far as united are concerned, will be done
I wouldn't go so far [don't want to tempt fate ;] as predicting the score, but a certain former united player will score the wining goal, it's already written in the stars, above, for him

to get other City fans to realize this reality, & therefore create this reality, all that needs to be done is to get them onto the same electro-magnetic frequency wave of this result
you know, like fish swimming in a massive shoal, or like birds swooping in a massive flock
we emit, as human beings, an electro-magnetic frequency wave from our bodies, generated by the heart & brain, that, according to current research, eminates from our bodies, like the waves on a magnet's north & south poles, at about 5 to 8 feet, this is why all it takes is for one person to stand up at a match & start singing a song & within seconds 50,000 have joined in, try it the next time you're at a match to see it work for yourself, & if we join our frequency waves together [edgar mitchell, 6th man on the moon, claims to have done this across the continental united states so distance isn't a problem] en masse this force will be unstoppable & reality will manifest itself with the desired result, this has to be repeated over & over again upto the match to get our subconscious brains, our DNA & our very atoms working together in harmony, with love, a fast frequency wave, intersecting the programmable DNA spiral many more times than the slow wave of hate [obviously I wouldn't want anyone falling into the "oooh love everything" trap. you have to recognise the hate too, just try not to act on it, it's beneath you as a conscious being ;] so have some pity for united fans as they were already celebrating a 20th title before the lady sang, don't want them crying into their cakes now do we

& to spice it up with a bit of synchronicity the first person to see that the atom was 99% empty space was a mancunian in a manchester laboratory, I like to think he was a City fan

And suddenly there appeared before me
The only one my arms could ever hold
Heard somebody whisper "please adore me"
And all at once the moon had turned to gold



Anon said...

I like this, including the music.

- Aangirfan

aferrismoon said...

So ex-ManU player to send the Devils to 2nd position. Wasn't it an ex-ManU player, DEnis Law, playing for Citeh, who sent ManU down to Div 2?

Just hope its not all down to some wild reffing decision or cynical Ashleyyounging etc


dognamedblue said...

more synchronicity! :)

they've appointed a ref that united "don't like" so hopefully he will have some backbone